Due to an extreme lack of vacation days, I’m one of about five people in my office today. As such, I get to experience one of the worst phenomena of a holiday week – a Friday after a holiday.
Instead of a super awesome four-day weekend, I’m in the office trying to focus on projects, billable hours, and other minutiae of corporate life.
In short, I have a nasty case of Mondéjà vu.*
*Yes, that’s a thing. I should know, I invented it.
I knew I was in trouble from the moment my alarm clock went off. For some reason, today is the first time it dawned on me that my wake-up time (7:07 am) is LOL upside down.
That’s just a rude way to start the day.

Damn you, clock.