The blogging platform I use (WordPress) has a number of very cool analytics, including the ability to see the search strings people are typing into Google that leads them to this site.
As I’ve noted before, some of these are rather…um…unique. But I’ve noticed that there is one search query that shows up quite often:
“Write an original 40-60 word poem about your current or most recent job.”
A little back story: In 2011, I was applying for different jobs, which meant I was filling out a lot of online applications. One of those applications requested an original 40-60 word poem. I found that request odd – especially for a non-creative, technical position – so I did a quick post about it.
Ever since then, that post gets multiple views every single week, and is probably my most searched post.
I find it ironic (and rather sad) that when asked for an original poem, many people turn to Google to (presumably) find something they can copy and paste, otherwise using some custom writing service.
Roses are red Ctrl + C is blue. Writing poems is easy When Ctrl + V is through
Maybe I shouldn’t be so surprised. After all, the internet likely contains millions of term papers, book reports, and job application poems.
To those who would borrow my job poem, please know two things:
1. If you can find a poem online using Google, your future employer can (and will) to.
2. Feit Can Write is a freelance writing service, ready and willing to assist with all of your writing needs – including employment poetry. Contact me – I’ll work cheap.
Feit Can Write 