I just saw a commercial for the WWF*, encouraging me to donate to their fund to protect endangered wild tigers.
*World Wildlife Fund. The professional rasslers are now known as the WWE.
For a donation of $8 a month, I can “symbolically adopt a tiger”. I’m quite glad they included (and emphasized) “symbolically”.
I’d hate to think that FedEx is going to be dropping a wild tiger on my doorstep. We have way too much cinnamon and not nearly enough pepper in the house to properly adopt a wild tiger.
I probably should talk it over with the wife first, but if any of you want to “symbolically” adopt one of our cats (who are descended from the wild tigers) we would gladly accept your $8 per month.