Kate

Suggested Names for the Royal Baby

Unless you’ve been living under a rock (and even at that, a rock without Facebook, Twitter, or cable news), you know that Prince William and Kate Middleton welcomed the Royal Baby to the world yesterday.

As of yet, the little guy still has not been named – a process that may take some time due to the various traditions surrounding the naming of a Royal child.

Since I’m sure William and Kate are probably pretty busy right now, I’d like to offer my assistance in naming the Royal baby.

  • King George Brett
  • Lord Bret of Saberhagen
  • Duke of Wathan
  • Baron Buddy Biancalana
  • Prince Pete Lacock
  • Sir John of Mayberry
  • Lord Willie Mays Aikens
  • The Luke of Hochevar
  • Prince Pichardo of Hipolito
  • Lord Bill of Pecota
  • Count Cookie Rojas
  • His Royal Highness Amos Otis
  • King Ewing Kaufman
  • Sir Mike of Moustakas
  • Prince Freddie Patek
  • Baron of Balboni
  • King Kila Ka’aihue
  • Yuniesky, Knight of the Betancourt
  • Mike Kingery
  • Count Coco Crisp
  • El Duque de los Santos
  • Earl of Eisenrich
  • Tom Prince
  • The White Knight of Frank
  • Gaylord Perry
  • King Rusty of Kuntz
  • Sir Kyle of Farnsworth
  • Prince Charles of Leibrandt
  • Baron Bob Hamelin
  • Duke Mac Suzuki
  • King Ken Harvey
  • Earl of Meche
  • Sir Salvador, Prince of Perez
  • Jeff King
  • Lord Daniel of Quisenberry
  • Fresh Prince Will Smith
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