I love the ironic aspects of Halloween: the ever-shrinking size of “fun”, wimpy kids dressed up as super heroes, and so much more. But my favorite is this:
In a nation that is so lazy, obese, and opposed to walking more than three blocks in a row, Halloween is the one day where kids, parents, and grandparents all go for lengthy walks around their neighborhoods….
But only because strangers will reward you with candy for your effort.