Eau de Toilette

Smells Like (Teen)Aged Spirits

So…I saw this tonight in my Twitter feed:

Huh.

As my buddy Denny said “now you can smell like an alcoholic without the cost or time involved to actually become one”!

While I do find bourbon to be a pleasant aroma, I’m probably not going to look for it in a Yankee Hill candle, much less a cologne.  But this product does raise some practical questions:

  • What proof is the Jim Beam Cologne?

 

  • Is it just a mini-bar bottle with a spray mister on top?

 

  • Does one have to be 21 to buy it?

 

  • Is it a plausible excuse if I get pulled over on suspicion of DUI?

 

  • Will my wife have to start wearing a Coca-Cola perfume?

 

  • How early is too early to roll out your April Fool’s Day gag?

 

Yep, they got me.  Which brings us to a close with another piece of sage Twitter advice:

 

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