(Apparently, swaddling is on my mind today. Here is Part I).
I really suck at swaddling our daughter.
Despite my best efforts, tips from my wife, and watching YouTube videos, my attempts are usually a train wreck. I either cover her up like a mummy or make it so her arms break free in 12 seconds. In general, my swaddles end up looking like I wadded up a blanket and threw it at my infant daughter.
This made me think: certain businesses should offer swaddling assistance to new parents.
Think about it: You and baby head down to the neighborhood burrito place (Chipotle, Qdoba, etc).
Baby gets wrapped up safe and tight by a professional with thousands of hours of experience.
Daddy gets a delicious carnitas burrito.
That, my friends, may be the ultimate definition of win/win.
Don’t call the authorities – this is not my kid (thanks Google!)
Feit Can Write 
