Rejected Tunnel Walk Songs

In the era of paywalls, Patreon, and other content available only by subscription, everything I write is available for free.  While I would definitely accept cash, PayPal, or a six of Boulevard, I’ll gladly settle for you clicking to read this on HuskerMax.com.  I’m not going to retire on what I get per page view, […]

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Rejected Food Cannons

On Wednesday, the University of Nebraska – Omaha hockey team announced that their 2015-2016 home games will feature a taco cannon –  a glorious combination of compressed air, delicious meats, tortillas, and ‘Merican engineering. With this new addition, the University of Nebraska system* is now a leader in firing free food to fans.  The University of […]

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Rejected Freedom Trophies

Nebraska and Wisconsin unveiled the “Freedom Trophy” that both teams will play for on Saturday.  The bronze trophy has a football stadium (half of Nebraska’s Memorial Stadium, and half of Wisconsin’s Camp Randall) with a giant American flag blowing above it.  It is breathtaking in it’s generic beauty, forced patriotism, and lack of meaningful connection to […]

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Rejected Pumpkin Spice Products

Fall used to be a simple time.  Back to school.  Football season.  Halloween and Thanksgiving. But in recent years, fall has been replaced.  The change of season marking the end of summer is can be summed up in two words: Pumpkin Spice. The return of the Starbucks Pumpkin Spice Latte is a highly anticipated event […]

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Rejected ALS Challenges

If you have ventured on to any social media platform in the last few weeks, you know that pretty much every person in the world is participating in the Ice Bucket Challenge to raise awareness (and maybe, just maybe generate a donation or two) for ALS. If you are one of the few people on the […]

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Rejected LeBron James “Decision” Ideas

The speculation on where NBA All Star LeBron James will go has been heating up ever since he opted out of his contract with the Miami Heat.  Rumors have him going to Los Angeles to become a Laker, back home to Cleveland, or even staying in Miami with a retooled lineup. But with LeBron, the […]

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Nice Try, Nebraska

The nice folks at the Nebraska Tourism Board have come out with a slogan for Nebraska, to be used in marketing to encourage people to visit this fine state: Nebraska Nice Seriously.  That’s what they came up with.  Apparently, this is an improvement over Nebraska’s current slogan “The Good Life”. Understandably, many folks are not […]

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