Dude, Where’s My Dew?

I’m feeling a little sluggish, so I grabbed a can of Mountain Dew out of the fridge.  The can is decorated with a camouflage design one might wear for hunting.

I would like to make some cheesy joke about needing to be careful where I set my drink down, so I can find it again, or the idea of sitting still in your tree blind jacked up on Dew.  Unfortunately, I’m much too tired for something like that.

You see, I am really in need of some caffeine, but I can’t find the can of Dew I just grabbed out of the fridge. I could have sworn I put it right here on my desk.


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