Baby Lessons

With a newborn in the house, I have been learning a lot over the two plus weeks we’ve been together.  For example, I learned three new lessons tonight:

  1. The boy is three times more likely to spit up on me if I am wearing a black shirt.
  2. If the boy spat up on a black canvas, we could sell the resulting modern art for thousands of dollars (assuming there was a way to mask the smell).
  3. It is really tough to get the smell of spit up out of your goatee.

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